i’m so boredddddddddd
Meat shrinks when you semi deep fry it right, but does it expands in th stomach, like bread.. because I just ate a pound of steak
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.
Wow this gif is soda pressing.
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
“Just Good Friends” by James Needham
i’ll never not reblog this