December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
1 tag
Anonymous asked: you look like a gay duck.
For those of you who asked..
kingjaffejoffer:
cuntbarf:
The jar of blood (when opened)smells like a mixture of the most rotten eggs you have ever smelled, vinegar, and a gangrenous wound.
I can’t open it in the house, because the smells stays for days.
This is why I am so afraid of it breaking. The smell would forever penetrate anything it seeped into. Even just opening the jar, I have to wash my hands several times...
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
luna-de-margarita:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
u need a diva cup gurl
no
4 tags
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
1 tag
gigglingbean:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
chanel-er asked: have you ever broke a bone
Anonymous asked: mmm, then i would love to lick that booty hole.
I want “have you ever” questions in my ask.
thewearhaus:
gayerz:
please please please
Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry Have you ever needed something so bad you cant sleep at night Have you ever tried to find the words but they dont come out right Have you ever Have you ever (Have you ever) Have you ever been in love, been in love so bad You’d do anything to make them understand Have you ever had someone steal...
Anonymous asked: what do yo booty hole smell like?
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts...
